Thomas Leeper
El Lago del
Bosque
Camp
Minne-Wa-Kan
Route 2, Box 143
Cass Lake,
MN 56633
Greetings
Thomas:
Well, how are things going at El Lago del
Bosque. Who can fart the loudest in
your cabin? I had a wonderful time
withyou at the cabin on Saturday. You
did a great job of cleaning the bird poop off the dock. Your opportunity to serve as commander of
our yacht was also pretty doggone neat, even if your approach to the dock left
a bit to be desired. Crash, clunk, scrape, screech, collision!!!
Sinking ship…eaten by muskies, knawed (sp?) by snapping turtles, floundering
for air as the mighty Lake Eleven sinks in a terrifying three feet of
water….it’s passengers left in tepid green water up to their navels…so much for
your naval career!!!
How is the food?
I bet it’s just like eating at Taco John’s ßshows how cool I
am. Who is in your family? What is the gender mix? Who are your cabin counselors? Are they cool? Do they speak English? Do
they pick their noses?
All is well here, as well as it can be. Mom misses you every second. I miss you whenever I see bird poop on a
dock (kidding…I miss you) and Anne is a girl and just wants to have fun. She appears to be sleeping for most of the
time that you are at camp. She has a
lot of dirty laundry, and has been storing it on your bed. I’ll get you a big can of Lysol disinfectect
for a welcome home present.
Delmar called and said that he still has your
watch but that you will have to tune in the TimexFiles for a clear
understanding of how it came to be there; now, Del, he might just be an alien.
How’s the swimming in Lake Andrusia? Do you have
to wear suits or do you get to go skinny dipping? I am thinking fondly this moment at your cruel malicious intent
when you dunked me out of my tube at the cabin...you will pay water-boy!!!!!!!
I love you buckaroo,
Best wishes,
Til the next dunking,
Love,